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QOTW #2

The second in an occasional series of posts of “Quotes of the Whenever”. I’m working on a server transition for Austin Catholic New Media, so a light post for today.

At about 10 a.m.
Olivia: How about crackers? (asking for some crackers)
Me: Okay, I’ll give you crackers now, but then no more for the rest of the day.
Olivia: No deal.

This was after Olivia doing something silly.
Me: You’re being a goosey-goose!
Olivia: Don’t call me that! Call me mija! (Spanish slang for my daughter)
Me: Okay, Mija, I’ll call you that, but you’re still a goosey-goose.
Olivia: I’m not a goosey-goose! I’m my own monkey! I eat bananas!

Me: [Telling Olivia she shouldn't do whatever she was doing that she had been told not to before.]
Olivia: (Fighting Tears) Don’t say that! Just stop!

For those wondering, Catalina isn’t talking yet. She’s trying. Hard. She has a solid “Dadadada” and some sign language, but nothing that would translate well to QOTW.

I will never forsake Texas and her cause. I am her son.

«José Antonio Navarro»

Quotes of the Week (or so…)

Inspired by Kathryn, I’m going to start recording some of Olivia’s (and eventually Catalina’s) spoken gems.

Too Much Angry Birds?

Me: ::pig noise::
Olivia: No, piggy daddy!
Me: ::pig noise::
Olivia: I throw birdie at you! (throwing motion with her arm.)

Time for Mouthwash for Daddy:

Me: Ah, damn it.
Olivia: No say damn it! Bad word! No say damn it!

Alright, So We’re A Bit Sensitive:

Me: Dang it.
Olivia: No say dang it! Bad word!

What’s In A Name?

Me: What’s your name?
Olivia: Olivia Rose Gonzalez Kraft!
Me: Good, Mommy?
Olivia: Vanessa Gonzalez Kraft
Me: Grandma?
Olivia: Grandma Yoli
Me: Grandpa?
Olivia: Oscar the Grouch

When everything seems dark and discouraging, the best way to beat despair is to serve the desperate.

«From the annual Christmas letter of Casa Juan Diego»

Yes, can I get a kid-sized Sprite, a kid-sized Coke, a kid-sized Strawberry Limeaide, a kid-sized Ocean Water, a kid-sized Dr. Pepper and Route 44 Diet Coke, easy on the ice.

«The customer next to us at Sonic.»
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