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SCOTUS Justice Sotomayor: Soft on Crime! (Satire)

January 28, 2012 in Funny, Rants with 0 Comments

With my Senatorial posts this week serving their purpose in my rant department, I’m offering to you a parody reaction to a Sesame Street skit aired on Wednesday.

Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor appeared as a guest star on an episode during the current, 42nd season of Sesame Street. I’m not a follower of Supreme Court activities, but if she is portraying to America’s true her true views, I am in shock!

Supreme Court of the United States Caricature

photocredit: flickr//donkeyhotey

While Justice Sotomayor was having coffee with her friend, Maria, when Baby Bear interrupts with a civil complaint. Goldilocks, allegedly, had entered his home uninvited and damaged a chair. Neither the plaintiff nor the defendant give Justice Sotomayor information concerning any criminal charges levied and the judge did not seek additional information, as this appears to be a prima facie criminal offense.

Goldilocks defense included self-testimony that damaging the chair was an accident. No explanation of why she was in the plaintiff’s home uninvited. Continue Reading…

That’s one way to do it…

August 10, 2010 in Funny with 0 Comments

File this in the “Things Everyone Has Wanted To Do At Some Point In Their Lives” folder.

In a story from The Chive, “possibly the best site in the world”, according to them, a young lady named Jenny has just won the envy of anyone who ever worked for someone they couldn’t stand.

She quit.

Via e-mail.

Sent to the entire office, boss included.

Using photographs of dry-erase boards.

That detail exactly why she can’t work for her boss any longer.

Classic.

The story, complete with all of the pictures which simply must be seen, can be found on The Chive’s site.

After 17 Years, Leno Hangs Up 10:35

May 30, 2009 in Current Events, Film and TV, Funny with 1 Comment

Last night, Jay Leno hosted his final tonight show, available until mid-June on nbc.com, mixing both a look at the past and a look toward the future.

His opening stand-up included thanking Michael Jackson, Monica and Bill and others who helped the comedy write itself during the past 17 years. The comedy piece was a look back at the best of Jaywalking, his regular feature of recorded bits walking around L.A. asking “normal” folks easy current events questions with quite humorous results.

His only guest was his replacement–Conan O’Brien–with a somewhat awkward interview looking at what the new The Tonight Show will look like starting on Monday.

Musical guest was James Taylor. Leno introduced him mention that on his way out of Boston years and years ago Taylor’s song, “Ten miles behind me and Ten-thousand more to go” was playing on the radio leaving an impression on him that has lasted all these years.

The final “goodbye”, I thought, was the most touching. I’m going to let you watch that for yourself. It starts after the final commercial break.

Conan begins on Monday. Leno’s new show will premier at 9 pm (Central) in September.

sometimes you don’t want your picture in the paper

January 5, 2008 in Current Events, Funny with 0 Comments

Just check out this front page (pdf).

Look at it, you should notice something interesting.

If you need help, check out the story about a man stealing a wallet with the color security photo next to it. Does the man look like someone you’ve seen before, perhaps in another picture on this same front page?

What are the odds?