First off, it’s been one hell of a week. Anyhow, I was watching CNN Headline News’ coverage of the Mars Rover today with my roommate Michael. As we sit there and discuss the problems with it and whatnot, he realized something.
“How is that they can send signals millions of miles away to a golf cart on Mars but as soon as I walk 10 feet into a building I lose my cell phone signal? Those bastards.”
A Michael Raia original:
[to the tune of 'I believe I can fly']
I believe Jackson’s gay
I believe he was made that way
He touches boys every night and day
He screwed some kid and now he’s gonna pay
I believe Jackson’s gay.
cell phone signals
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Shellie
